Swing/Jazz era slang - note many words have retained their slang meaning to now, some have disappeared, and still others’ meanings have changed greatly (and humorously as well!)
I am fucking swellelegant
I’m digging the word Exodust.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
i don’t like talking with people about emotional stuff because then they learn things about me and get to know me and can defeat me
whoever discovered popcorn must have been really fucking freaked out
we really do have a gif for fucking everything
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
they oil each other up
im crying here
This post literally gets gayer each time it appears on my dash. What the fuck?!?! This is like the most elaborate act that ever required a constant “no homo” to be chimed.